I don’t care how long it takes.
Sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window.
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police:
THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
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me:
not with that attitude
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mom:
why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
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me:
i am juliet
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me:
and he is my romeo
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mom:
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me:
no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
Straight up. I’d rather cut off my balls then have kids. Haha
LOLOLOLOL^
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